About
This is a satire site. It riffs on the endless cycle of confident predictions about the end of the world, and the equally reliable reality that those predictions keep whiffing.
This site is not a source of spiritual instruction. If there’s actually a world-shaking event happening, checking a novelty website probably isn’t the best use of your remaining minutes.
Legal-ish
Not advice. Not authoritative. Not a guarantee of anything. Use your judgment. If you’re tempted to sue, kindly remember this is satire and there are better hills to climb.
Credits
- Scripture reference: Matthew 24:36.
- Built as a static site. No trackers. Minimal scripts.